One Tree Hill Allotment

The One Tree Hill Allotment Society's blog

2012-01-20T09:46:00.002Z

Our hardworking and responsible allotment society now has its very own blog. It's at onetreehillallotmentsociety.blogspot.com.

So far it includes a picture of the allotment site taken with the iPhone's "Hipstamatic" app, a popular item of software which makes your life look trendier than it actually is. The blog also features details of the exciting London Potato Fair 2012, which will take place on 22 January at Sydenham School.

First new Potatoes

2011-05-23T10:52:00.002Z

This post was first published on Can You Dig It?

According to a gardening book I once read, there's a friendly competition on allotment sites to see who can get the first new potatoes of the year.

Perhaps such a competition is running on our allotment site. I should find out how to enter. What do I win?

The black stuff on the potatoes is pepper. Not mud. I know it looks like mud.

Shock breaking news! The Prime Minister says something sensible

2011-05-08T17:48:00.003Z

This post was first published on http://can-you-dig-it.co.uk/

Concerned readers of this blog will have read the reports that the government was planning to scrap local authorities' obligation to provide allotments. This would presumably have meant the land would be sold off to Tesco, so we'd all be forced to buy our vegetables at Tesco.

What with the excitement of the recent referendum and local elections, I missed the latest news on the matter. Many allotment-holders have been quite upset by the proposal, and have expressed their outrage by signing petitions. No doubt the more radical types have been sharpening their carrots and spraying “anarchist” symbols on their sheds. This led the Prime Minister to make a sensible remark in the House of Commons.
He said allotments are “extremely important” and the movement has his “full support”. This is fantastic, fantastic news, particularly at a time when almost nothing else seems to have the Prime Minister's full support. The Independent on Sunday is taking all the credit.

I feel like we should have a celebration. Perhaps I'll drop in on my friend Jo's allotment with some Prosecco, and tell her the happy tidings.

You can watch the footage of the Prime Minister saying something sensible here. The sensible part is between 23:52 and 24:48.

Our plot is to be sold to a housing developer!

2011-05-01T10:13:00.001Z

According to The Independent, the government has a silly and unworkable plan to allow councils to sell off allotments.

The fightback starts here.

In my armoury I already have a sharp hoe, a slightly bent fork, and some remarkably smelly fertiliser made of rotting couch grass roots which can be deployed as a non-lethal chemical weapon. When you think about it, the government doesn't stand a chance.

Notice the headline picture in The Independent features one of our fellow plotholders, thus cementing One Tree Hill Allotments' position as the most famous allotments in the world.

Cut off!

2011-04-10T14:23:00.001Z

Our water supply is not working. This is bad news, because it is already very hot and dry, and it is impossible to grow vegetables in south London without water. South London, as we all know, has less annual rainfall than Jerusalem.

What is particularly annoying is that the plots at the bottom of the hill still have a supply. Why do they get water? They don't need water. They have no trees to steal all their water, and they have moisture-retentive soil because of all the manure they have been hoarding.

According to a plotholder in the know, the water supply is controlled by one man, who is unreliable and prone to playing "games" because of allotment "politics", whatever that may involve. I am not clear what motivation someone might have for wanting an adversary to haul watering cans up a hill.

I am a human tractor

2011-04-04T10:34:00.000Z

Our allotment is now all dug and partly planted. The committee will be delighted. My friend Jo, however, will be cross with me, as I am supposed to be writing songs about growing vegetables, instead of actually growing them.

Poo

2011-03-31T22:40:00.003Z

Have you ever read a book about vegetable cultivation? The chaps who write them always like to advise their readers to improve the soil with “well-rotted manure”.

This worries me.

I can only assume that they copied the sentence from a Victorian or Edwardian gardening manual, whose cities were swarming with horses, helpfully leaving tonnes of the stuff steaming by the roadside.

In south London, there are no horses to be found, and it is entirely impossible to get hold of any manure at all, well-rotted or otherwise.

Our allotment site used to have regular deliveries of manure from a distant stable. I thought these had stopped.

But now I have discovered the horrible truth. Take a look at this picture, secretly taken on a low-quality camera from far away.

In this scene, a tipper truck has just dropped off some manure, and you can see some plotholders, swarming around it like hungry pigeons. Within five minutes all the decent manure had gone.

This is not fair, because the people in the picture all have plots at the bottom of the hill close to the manure delivery. Also, they are retired, so can spend all day waiting their sheds, ready to pounce.

I am at a loss. What should I do?

Hoover

2011-03-05T21:34:00.000Z

Today I spent a couple of hours getting rid of our green manure and organic mulch, which the other plotholders have mockingly been referring to as “weeds and leaves”.

I then went home and hoovered our flat, a similar sized area, which took less than five minutes.

It occurred to me that what the world really needs is the allotment equivalent of a vacuum cleaner. Not a leafvac, but something that would pull up the top layer of vegetation and slugs, and collect it in a convenient compostable bag.

I suppose it would resemble a massive strimmer that collects its own strimmings.

Has anyone invented this? If not, I am going on Dragons' Den.

Notice

2011-02-27T14:30:00.000Z

It was sunny this morning for the first time since July, so I went to the allotment to remove some of the weeds and leaves.

After about ten minutes, a member of the Committee, who I shall call Antonius, marched past. Antonius is a responsible and hard-working member of the Committee, but has a rather illiberal attitude to untidy plots.

He looked surprised to see me.

“Getting rid of the grass, are yer?” he demanded.

I thought about this for a moment.

“Yes, I suppose so.”

“You was gonna get a Notice,” he said, and walked off.

I was going to explain that I was not pulling up couch grass, but harvesting green manure, and the unraked leaves were a new-fangled organic weed-suppressant mulch. But he had gone away, to improve the pathways.

We are, in case you're concerned, unlikely to get a Notice. Before you get a Notice you need to have received a Letter, and we have not received a Letter.

It has started raining again.

Seeds

2011-02-23T23:06:00.006Z

Exciting news at Dan and Amy's allotment. We have sown our first seeds. I bought some compost from the Robert Dyas next to the Duke of York's Theatre, which is the UK's most expensive place to buy compost. The airing cupboard is now cooking with a mixture of tomatoes, chillies and aubergines.

In other developments, the BBC weatherman thinks it's nearly spring. "It hasn't been this temperature since late November!" he forecasted breathlessly.

Things we do with the things we grow

2011-02-20T18:58:00.002Z

Once we have managed to grow crops, we inevitably eat them. Dan doesn't cook as much as I do so it's usually me who cooks our food. I have a sister Food blog and will endeavour to be good and update that more often.

Report

2011-02-20T17:23:00.004Z

I visited the allotment today, after meaning to do so yesterday. As you can see, it looks terrible.

I was pleased to learn that they haven't changed the locks in our absence, and nobody is squatting in our shed.

Here's the promised report:

Appearance: grassy. Similar to a tennis court with no net.
Crops: nothing worthwile. Some chard, left over from last year. All the rosemary you can eat. A few stray onions.
Weeds: many different species of grass. Do not mock - for everyone else's plot looks just as bad.
Pests: One of the chard leaves has been eaten by Derrick, an evil pigeon.
Slugs: 200 (estimate)

I celebrated by using my new saw to cut down a hawthorn bush. I seem to remember this was one of the things they said I could cut down.

Ugh

2011-02-19T23:22:00.000Z

It rained all day, in that persistent way that make you wish you had scales and flippers, so I didn't go to the allotment. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the disaster reportage I promised.

But you'll be pleased to hear that instead of getting muddy, Amy and I took a trip to Penge, where we bought a sharp and attractive saw. I'm going to use it to chop bits off the trees we're not allowed to cut down.

To keep you occupied until tomorrow, here's a picture of carrots.

Is it safe to leave the house?

2011-02-18T22:25:00.001Z

I have decided to revive our allotment blog. Some recent events have made this essential:

1. My friend Jo told me to.

2. My friend Jo and I are writing an album of comic songs about vegetable cultivation, which means I suddenly have something to blog about when it's raining.

3. Our plot is slowly being taken over by trees. Trees we're not allowed to cut down. I am devising a scheme to persuade the One Tree Hill Allotment Society to give us a plot that is sunnier.

4. The Daily Mail has just launched an allotment blog, and I want to compete, because my readers are nicer.

Tomorrow I shall visit our allotment, and report back on the devastation.

We put up a shed

2008-03-05T21:11:00.004Z

We’ve just built a shed. A shed is useful for a number of reasons:

1. You can make tea and store biscuits in the shed, which means that in theory you could spend all day at the allotment.

2. You can store tools in the shed, as an alternative to your living room.

3. You can throw potatoes at a enemy plotholder, and then hide in the shed.

4. You can sleep in the shed if your house unexpectedly falls down.

Many thanks to David and Marion for supplying the shed, and to Ben for helping us put it up.

It rains for forty days and forty nights

2007-07-25T23:09:00.000Z

Our courgette plants have been flattened by slugs. Twice. Our beans have been munched. Three times.

But we did get a wonderful crop of strawberries, and one of the advantages of gardening on the side of the hill is that it we haven’t yet been flooded.

We harvest carrots

2007-04-04T18:55:00.000Z

Conventional gardening wisdom says that one should sow carrots in the spring, in freely-drained, sandy soil. One can then harvest them from late summer onwards.

We don’t think conventional gardening wisdom is very clever.

We sowed some carrots at the beginning of September in poorly drained heavy clay, and we’re harvesting these lovely straight carrots in April.

We pretend to be organised

2007-03-11T22:28:00.000Z

According to our highly scientific plan, we were supposed to start sowing this weekend. However, the soil here in London is still far too wet to work into the mythical ‘fine tilth’ that we have seen on BBC television programmes. All that we can do is stay indoors and file our seeds in a mildy compulsive manner.

Warming the soil

2007-02-25T00:57:00.000Z

It’s nearly spring, so we thought we’d try to get ahead of nature by warming the soil.

Dan and Amy’s top tips for soil warming:

(1) If you garden on clay, like us, the soil stays cold for ages.
(2) Clear plastic warms the soil faster than black plastic.
(3) It’s warm enough to start sowing once weeds start to grow.
(4) You can look up the temperature a particular seed needs to germinate, but the unpredictability of the British climate makes this meaningless. Decide if the soil needs to be cool, warm, or hot.
(5) There’s a useful weather forecast which tells you the soil temperature for your area.

I cannot be expected to work under these conditions

2007-02-08T13:52:00.000Z

We cause climate change

2007-02-06T00:36:00.000Z

After we’d cut the trees down, we ended up with a huge number of twigs and small branches littering the allotment. What is the responsible thing to do in our uncertain age?

(1) Leave them to decay naturally. This will keep the greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere for longer, potentially protecting people who live on very flat land next to the sea. The wood will eventually turn in carbon dioxide, but not quite so soon.

(2) Burn them, creating an artificial spike in global temperatures, thus making world leaders panic and start building wind farms.

We become Archaeologists

2007-02-02T20:46:00.000Z

We’re digging over the new allotment at the moment, and we have unearthed an ancient landfill site.

The soil is filled with chunks of metal, margarine tubs from the 1980s, and a large sheet of plastic which has disintegrated into very small fragments.

This is a nuisance, and we probably won’t be able to get rid of every single piece. The soil is very sticky and full of couch grass, bramble and bindweed roots, so it’s fairly tough going. But we’re grateful we’re not in East London, where they’re digging up radioactive waste.

Deforestation

2007-01-04T17:11:00.000Z

Dan's father gave us a bit of help weeding the new allotment, by cutting down a few trees.

There’s a dangerously large willow weed that Southwark Council have told us we can’t remove, because its roots are holding the hill together. But they let us take off all the branches, which was kind.

Dan spoke to an allotment holder who thought we should pretend we didn’t understand, and we should just cut it down anyway.

But that might be reckless. One of the old boys says that some years ago there was a mudslide here, and most people’s allotments ended up on the London to Brighton railway.

Amy and Dan expand

2007-01-04T16:50:00.000Z

The allotment next to ours has been in a miserable state.

Each winter, an aspiring Monty Don was plucked from the allotment waiting list. Each spring, they purchased an exciting set of new tools. Each summer, the plot started to increasingly resemble a railway embankment. Each autumn, the committee informed the poor souls they were no longer welcome.

So the chaps on the committee have very kindly let us have some of it. Desperation, we think.

The people who abandoned the plot have got a point. The weeds are offensively successful – a mess of couch grass, brambles, bindweed, and a twenty foot poplar tree. The soil has no structure and no fertility, and any lump of it would perform particularly well on a pottery wheel.

But in spite of this, we have some more land. Huzzah!

It's cold and dark

2007-01-04T16:46:00.000Z

Perhaps sure you were thinking that our silence on this blog meant we’d either given up on the project or been killed, but we’re happy to announce that we’re quite alive and that our harvesting has been going much better than our blogging.

We had a good harvest, in spite of terrible weather. The tomatoes and fine beans did particularly well.

We didn’t enter our produce into the village show, because we ate the lot, and because we don’t live in a village, and because we’re not 85.

Next year, we’re planning to grow more than fifty varieties, including ridiculous things like chillis and aubergines which will never survive outdoors.

We get potato blight

2006-06-30T10:22:00.000Z

We’ve got early blight on our potatoes. This seems a little unfair, as nobody else on our allotment site has it.

If it spreads to our tomatoes, we’re in trouble.

We eat some potatoes

2006-06-17T20:00:00.000Z

Tesco, our favourite supermarket, sells an excellent range of new potatoes, but they’re not a patch on ones you’ve dug up yourself and cooked the same day.

They’re growing to a decent size now, although we had to chuck a few green ones out, as we haven’t quite mastered they black art of ‘earthing up’.

Squash progress

2006-06-13T20:00:00.000Z

We’re growing four types of squash: Blue Ballet, Marina di Chioggia, Butternut, and Butternut Sprinter. We started them off in our living room, and they were a bit annoyed when we planted them out on the allotment, but they’ve now got going. They are, I think, not as big as everyone else’s.

Division of labour

2006-06-11T20:00:00.000Z

Regular visitors to this blog may have got the impression that Amy does all the work. This is a common mistake. In reality, Amy does everything that requires skill and intelligence (such as cooking), while Dan moves large objects from place to place.

Here, Amy harvests some lettuce.

Water shortage

2006-06-10T20:00:00.000Z

Summer has arrived! It’s hot, it’s dry, and the nation is outdoors applying sun block.

One of the peculiarities of a hosepipe ban is that you cannot water your vegetables, but it’s entirely legal to hose down your pet cat. The authorities have presumably thought about this, and I’m sure there is a sensible and enlightened reason for this law.

In any case, our allotment society does not allow hosepipes at any time, so we set to work with a watering can and a bucket.

Our potatoes flower

2006-06-08T20:00:00.000Z

Having survived a tough spring, our potatoes have flowered.

This means that they can now be eaten.

Which, after all, is the whole point of being a potato.

Undisciplined Pak Choi

2006-05-27T20:00:00.000Z

As expected, our pak choi has run to seed.

They’re rather fussy - they don’t like long days, and there isn’t a great deal we can do about this.

Happily, when we visited Tesco, we found that their pak choi has bolted too. This makes us feel much better.

Health Foods

2006-05-21T20:00:00.000Z

One of the benefits to having an allotment is that access to a plentiful supply of fresh produce helps you eat more healthily.

So having harvested some of our wild rocket, we made some pizza.

What are we growing?

2006-05-15T19:46:00.000Z

In the soil:

Potatoes: Jersey Royal (huge) and Charlotte (just come up)
Tomatoes: Sub Arctic, Gardener’s Delight and Brandywine. Covered in aphids.
A marigold: to encourage hoverflies, which kill aphids. Yet to flower.
Pak Choi. Still young, yet looks like it’s going to bolt any second.
Wild Rocket. Started slowly, but it’s started to perk up a bit.
Swiss Chard. Looking good.
Spinach: Tetona. Very healthy. And tasty.
Radish: Scarlet Globe. The first batch was eaten by slugs and flea beetle, but the second batch is looking better.
One courgette plant: Zucchini. Planted without being hardened off. Doesn’t want to stay upright.
Beetroot. I think. I don’t know what a beetroot seedling looks like. A profusion of different plants have started growing where we sowed these, and they surely can’t all be weeds.
Garlic: Cristo. Has many large shoots.
Spring Onion: White Lisbon. Growing extremely slowly.
Onions: Turbo, Sturon, Red Baron, Stuttgarter Giant. All have large shoots which collapse easily.
Carrots: Early Nantes, Chantenay, Paris Market. Still tiny.
Dwarf French Beans: Safari. Sowed today.
Peas: Waverex (Petit Pois). The first double row has germinated magnificently, and we’ve just sown a second batch.
Sweetcorn: Kelvedon Glory. Sowed today under bottle cloches.
Some random lines of lettuce. Not yet emerged.

Still to go in:

Tomatoes (Sungold and Costoluto Fiorentino)
Coriander
Basil
Choi Sum

Our potato plants

2006-05-14T19:38:00.000Z

We have two batches of potatoes. The Jersey Royals to the right are now the size of trees.

The ones on the left are Charlotte potatoes in April. A few weeks wait, and up they popped.

Our first mini-harvest

2006-05-07T21:00:00.000Z

Today our first crop - a radish - was ready.

According to the textbooks, they are supposed to take four weeks to get to this stage. Ours took nine.

We took it home with some baby spinach thinnings, and Amy transformed them into a delicious micro-salad.

Very tall tomatoes

2006-05-04T21:00:00.000Z

Our tomato plants have become alarmingly enthusiastic. We moved them from our windowsill to the cold frame, but they were too tall, and started to push against the roof. So we had to plant them in the soil.

Fleece

2006-05-02T21:00:00.000Z

The organic vegetable grower is annoyed by a variety of small monsters. In the foreground, horticultural fleece covers the pak choi and spinach, to prevent flea beetle from punching holes in them. To the right a fleece thwarts the carrot fly. To the rear, more fleece protects our peas from birds, mice, and the pea moth.

Plop

2006-05-01T21:00:00.000Z

Potatoes are one of the easiest crops to grow. We bunged these in the ground two months ago – and look!

Our struggle against the carrot fly

2006-04-27T23:01:00.000Z

To the vegetable grower, carrot fly is the worst thing in the world. They lay their eggs in the soil, and when you come to harvest you find that the young maggots have eaten up most of your crop.

Students of the Old Testament will, of course, remember that the Lord would regularly send a small pestilence of carrot fly unto the land to vex his people. But perhaps not as well documented, but equally important, is the appalling starvation suffered by the peasants of East Grinstead during the Great Carrot Famine of 1754-55.

As we hope to avoid this sort of misfortune, we’ve surrounded the carrots with a shield of horticultural fleece. We hope they now won’t find their way in.

Shortly after we’d finished building this (frankly magnificent) shield, we asked one of the veterans of the allotment if anyone had ever had any trouble with carrot fly. ‘No no, we never get it here,’ he assured us.

Oh, well. I suppose that’s good news.

‘But we do get a hell of a lot of wireworm.’

Any dead slugs yet?

2006-04-22T13:25:00.000Z

Yes there are! The beer trap caught about 12 on the first day. Then we set out some more traps and filled it with a different brand of beer and then we caught none! Further research reveals that slugs are very picky when it comes to what brew they like. They seem to like Fosters, but they don't like Sainsbury's Basics Lager. Apparently it's something to do with the fermentation they use. Some lagers use a sugar based process, whilst others use a more wheat based method. It's the wheat which is important as that is what attracts the slug. In fact there was an American study done on this and the published paper says that Budweiser is the alcoholic beverage of choice for slugs but we're going to try other brands first as Bud is a bit pricey to be wasting on slugs.

The nematodes solution has gone in but this was very tricky as the water supply has not been turned on yet at our allotment which meant that we had to haul water in three trips from our flat. We've also now put down some organic slug pellets to see if this will kill any more. Hopefully, this will wipe the slugs out!

As for growth, some of the tomatoes had to be repotted yet again as they are growing extremely fast. The squash has slowed down considerably and it may be due to the root disturbance it suffered upon transplanting.

Down on the allotment, the potato plants are looking excellent and we were complemented on them from a fellow allotment grower. The raspberry canes are flourishing and the pak choi, spinach and rocket appear to have germinated well.

Die Slugs, Die!

2006-04-14T16:11:00.000Z

Slugs are evil. This is a fact. This is because they eat up all your hard work and they don’t care. It is because of this that we have decided to take evasive action. As we want to try to be organic, we’re not going to be using the usual evil slug pellets that not only kill slugs but also harm wildlife. After looking at several alternatives we have decided to start with traditional slug traps filled with beer as well as nematodes. Apparently slugs love beer and are lured by the scent to a watery end and we have made these out of yogurt pots with lids, punched holes into the sides, filled them with beer and then sunk them into the ground.

Now nematodes are a fairly new, organic and biological slug control. Basically they are microscopic worms and you water them into your soil and they get inside the slugs and kill them. They are only harmful to slugs and should a bird eat the nematode ridden slug, they will not be affected. We are using a brand called Nemaslug as recommended by Sarah Raven.

Tom Toms and Squashes

2006-04-14T11:56:00.000Z

Before we left for our adventures in Dubai, we planted some tomato seeds. We planted four varieties: Sungold, Gardener’s Delight, Brandywine and Sub-Arctic. These were chosen as lots of books have told us that they are tasty. We put them into small pots with compost at first and wrapped the whole lot in newspaper and left them next to the radiator. According to Sarah Raven’s The Great Vegetable Plot, you then have to wait a few days for them to germinate and then when they show any signs of life, you should take off the cover and put them in full sunlight which is what we did. They sprouted magnificently and then we had to leave them whilst we went to Dubai, hoping that they wouldn’t die whilst we were away. We came back and found that they hadn’t died. Huzzah!

A few days ago we transplanted them to larger pots and they are looking fabulous.

When we planted the tomato seeds, we also planted a seed from a butternut squash that we had bought from Tesco’s. Amy didn’t think that it would grow but she was wrong and it is growing very well. It has been put in a big pot after the initial germination as squashes don’t like root disturbance.

Spring is here!

2006-04-04T16:34:00.000Z

All over the allotment, plants are beginning thrust manfully through the soil. The garlic has sprouted. The raspberry canes have leaves. The potatoes have probably appeared, but since I have no idea what a potato shoot looks like, they may simply be potato-shaped weeds.

We also got a letter from the One Tree Hill Allotment Society telling us that thanks to our sterling efforts with the fork and the spade, we have passed our probationary period.

Things start to grow

2006-03-19T13:48:00.000Z

Things are starting to show signs of life. Our strawberry plants, which looked dead when we put them in the soil, are putting out new leaves every week. The raspberry canes have produced some small buds, and the tomatoes we sowed a few days ago have produced their first seedling.

Behind Amy in this picture, you can see our cold frame which we got from Lidl for only £19.99. This was a tip off from another keen gardener that Amy got in contact with from the British Born Chinese website. She has been growing her own food for many years and kindly sent us many seeds and some great advice. Thanks Susan!

We take advantage of Lewisham Council

2006-03-13T13:44:00.000Z

Lewisham Council is subisdising compost bins for residents, presumably as it helps them meet their recycling targets. As we don’t have anything to compost at the moment, Dan has filled it with horse manure.

Tomato seed

2006-03-13T01:46:00.000Z

Tomatoes can’t be planted outside until mid-May as they find it too cold, but they take quite a while to fruit. This means they need to be started off indoors. We sowed some Gardener’s Delight, Sungold, Sub-Arctic and Brandywine tomatoes in a tray of small pots – £2.25 from Poundstretcher.

Someone Commits An Extremely Serious Offence

2006-03-12T13:39:00.000Z

Somebody stole one of our bags of compost.

May bindweed infest their allotment. May eelworm consume their potatoes. May the carrot fly riddle their plot with maggots. May mice make great holes in their pumpkins. May caterpillars fill their cabbages, and may their tomatoes be blackend with blight.

I wonder if there is a chemical which, when mixed with compost, makes anything growing in it turn blue? I must find out.

Cold earth

2006-03-12T13:37:00.000Z

Today we planted our first lot of potatoes. We are keeping them under clear plastic for now, as it is still extremely cold.

The Benefits of Chitting

2006-03-12T13:34:00.000Z

Chitting, pronounced with a hard “ch” as in “chips”, is a posh word for letting your potatoes sprout a bit before planting them. You are supposed to put them in a light place, without direct sunlight, at a temerature of 10 degeees C.

We chitted in the living room. It seemed to work.

Planting Garlic

2006-03-05T13:31:00.000Z

We have a very amusing book by Dr D. G. Hessayon called “The Vegetable & Herb Expert”, which is essential reading if you aspire to be old-fashioned. (“People who claim that they never need to spray [pesticides] are lying, lucky or living on poor vegetables.”)

The advice on garlic is that “If you are a beginner with garlic, you must use it very sparingly or you will be put off forever.” If you are feeling really daring, the author suggests you “try using crushed garlic in meat, etc. as the Continentals do.”

Toxic fumes

2006-03-05T13:29:00.000Z

We dug up quite an enormous pile of roots, which are likely to grow rather than compost down, so we decided to burn them. Ash is, apparently, high in potassium, so we spread it on the raspberry and onion beds, which apparently like this.

After the bonfire, Amy had a headache and Dan started talking gibberish. We think we got carbon monoxide poisoning.

Dug. Huzzah!

2006-03-04T13:25:00.000Z

We’ve finished digging! Shame – it was quite fun.

Our patch of land no longer looks like wasteland. In fact, it looks rather convincingly like an allotment.

We’re going to carve it up into four-foot wide temporary raised beds, as the soil is still rather heavy and we think this will improve the drainage.

Before the invention of the plough

2006-02-25T13:20:00.000Z

Amy does some digging.

Rooting out trouble

2006-02-25T13:18:00.000Z

Some years ago, our plot was reclaimed from a large thicket of brambles. The roots seem to be remarkably durable, as the ground is still packed with them.

We don’t seem to have too many other weeds in the soil, apart from odd patches of couch grass. This, apparently, means we are quite lucky.

Old Asparagus

2006-02-25T13:16:00.000Z

The last plotholder left this. Is it asparagus plant?

We’ve decided to leave it where it is to see if we get a small crop this year.

Pine Needles

2006-02-21T21:44:00.000Z

We had thrown out our Christmas tree at the appropriate time but Lewisham council were very lax and didn't take it away, even though Dan tried ringing their Christmas tree hotline and it just rang and rang! It sat there for a good few weeks. Then Amy found out from the internet that strawberries like acidic soil and one of the things that benefits them instead of a straw mulch is a pine needle mulch. So back in came the Christmas tree and Amy patiently stripped the pine tree of its needles. It took her well over a week to do it as she kept getting tired thumbs!

Manual labour

2006-02-21T17:40:00.000Z

By the middle of February, we’d managed to dig over most of the plot, but because of the wet weather, we still had a few patches to go.

We put Amy’s mobile phone through the washing machine

2006-02-21T17:30:00.000Z

After planting the raspberries and strawberries in the mud, we looked like we had been on a particularly innovative army training exercise, so the first thing we did when we got home was to put our clothes in the washing machine.

Unfortunately we forgot to check our pockets.

Miraculously, Amy’s phone can still make and receive calls, but the screen no longer works.

Here Amy dries out her phone by blowing on it.

Planting in the mud

2006-02-21T17:20:00.000Z

We ordered some bare-rooted strawberry plants and raspberry canes, as they need to be planted while it’s still cold. Unfortunately bare-rooted plants will die if they aren’t put in the ground straight away, and it was pouring with rain all weekend.

So we planted them anyway, and got extremely muddy.

Improving the soil

2006-02-21T17:10:00.000Z

Some of parts of the soil look like they’ll produce quite good crops, but other parts would look more at home in a pottery class. We need to add some organic matter to bulk it out. Unfortunately we didn’t have any, so we popped down to the garden centre to buy a few bags of compost.

Our friend Vivien very kindly helped us by bringing her car along, and pushing the wheelbarrow up the hill in high heels. Unfortunately she doesn’t enjoy having her photo taken.

Preparing the ground

2006-02-21T17:00:00.000Z

One of our books tells us that the best thing to do, when you have a new allotment that’s a bit of a mess, is not to try to tackle it all in one go, or you will become disheartened – just get to grips with a small area, and get the land into shape gradually.

We think this is silly advice, and we’re going to dig over the whole thing as quickly as we can.

The allotment so far....

2006-02-20T23:31:00.000Z

We got the alloment a few weeks ago and it didn't look like much to start with. There was a lot of old carpet covering the plot which had shed a lot of backing onto the soil. This wasn't too hard to pick up and the good thing is that it kept the soil warm and due to light deprivation, it killed all the weeds.

The allotment on our first day

It's half a plot which is about a 1000 sq feet which is plenty big enough for two people as a full plot is supposed to be able to feed a family of four.

The soil is like most London soil, very heavy in clay and on the first dig, it turned out that the fork and spade we had bought just wasn't cut out for it and they snapped and bent and we ended up having to take them back!

Dan did most of the hard work but I helped by breaking up the larger clods of earth.

As the first day was mainly spent getting to grips with the size of the plot and arranging our tools we didn't get much done but we did a lot more digging the next day.

We plan in total to have five beds. Four for vegetables and one fruit bed.

Welcome to our Allotment blog

2006-02-20T11:39:00.000Z

Dear All,

This is going to be our blog charting the progress of our little allotment. We will post up regular pictures to let you know what's going on.