Our plot is to be sold to a housing developer!

 
According to The Independent, the government has a silly and unworkable plan to allow councils to sell off allotments.

The fightback starts here.

In my armoury I already have a sharp hoe, a slightly bent fork, and some remarkably smelly fertiliser made of rotting couch grass roots which can be deployed as a non-lethal chemical weapon. When you think about it, the government doesn't stand a chance.

Notice the headline picture in The Independent features one of our fellow plotholders, thus cementing One Tree Hill Allotments' position as the most famous allotments in the world.