It rained all day, in that persistent way that make you wish you had scales and flippers, so I didn't go to the allotment. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the disaster reportage I promised.
But you'll be pleased to hear that instead of getting muddy, Amy and I took a trip to Penge, where we bought a sharp and attractive saw. I'm going to use it to chop bits off the trees we're not allowed to cut down.
To keep you occupied until tomorrow, here's a picture of carrots.